Answer a few questions, pick a genre, get a custom AI song that lovingly destroys them. $9. Ready in minutes.
"Kevin said he'd hit the gym in March — that was back in '19. Now he's pressing pause on his dreams and ordering extra cheese dip at the bar."
"He's got a fantasy team roster thicker than a phone book, every year he picks in the top five, every year he ends up 12th like a sucker."
"We heard he once tried to karaoke and the bartender called his bluff — said, 'This is a bar, not a surgery room. Everyone can see you're acting tough.'"
Who is the song for? What's the occasion? How do you know them? Pick a roast intensity — gentle, medium, or savage-but-loving.
5-10 roastable facts, quirks, embarrassing moments, inside jokes. The more specific, the better the roast. Tell us what to avoid too.
Pop-punk, country, rap, boy-band, 80s power ballad, emo, yacht rock — you pick the sound. We generate the lyrics and the full AI song.
The worst gift is a generic "Happy Birthday" video from 40 people who forgot to sign it. The best gift is a song that calls out the time they showed up two hours late to your wedding in a crocs-and-socks combo and thought no one noticed.
We built SongSlap because your friends deserve better than a card. They deserve a soundtrack to their worst decisions. And you deserve the credit for making it happen.
This is what love sounds like when you have receipts.